551
You, I will hate forever.

552
And you -- are fired.

553
Edie!

554
You fire me because
I'm going out with Susan?

555
Yes.

556
And before you start whining,
dating her is punishment enough. Save it.

557
I suppose I could tell her
you threw yourself at me.

558
You were lonely, begged to have dinner
and I took pity on you.

559
Excuse me, but that
makes it sound like it was my fault.

560
You can't possibly blame me!
I didn't fire you.

561
Right. You just chose not to tell me
Edie would be insanely mad if I went out with you.

562
Slow down, you're driving too fast.

563
This is between you and Edie.
I just got sucked into the drama.

564
I bet you tell yourself that all the time.

565
What does that mean?

566
You didn't get "sucked into the drama".
You wouldn't fight her today.

567
That's not true.

568
You spent the last hour
obsessing over your ex-boyfriend,

569
even though he's a sketchy ex-con
who probably strangled your neighbor.

570
No, he didn't.

571
And Edie told you not to go out with me.
But did you listen? No.

572
You saw the potential for disaster,
and you couldn't resist getting in there.

573
OK, Mr "Let's just have fun,
'cause I'm the charming casual contractor" Man.

574
You chased me,
so own it, my friend!

575
You didn't get that tire fixed, did you.

576
I was meaning to.

577
I guess I do invite the drama in.
Just a little.

578
...yesterday with investor confidence higher...

579
Tom, am I a bad person?

580
No, why would you say that?

581
I don't know. I guess I just have it in my head
that only bad people break up marriages

582
and offend the handicapped.

583
I did try to warn you.

584
You did.
Why do I do it?

585
This compulsion to stick my nose
where it doesn't belong.

586
You're just looking out for your friend.

587
A lot of good it did her.

588
At least you tried.
I admire you for that.

589
Oh, please.

590
Hey. I'm the guy who let Dennis badmouth his wife.

591
"Let 'em have it."

592
That's me. Never afraid to create a scene.

593
My point is:
You have a strong sense of what is right.

594
And you're not afraid to act on it.

595
And I admire you for that.

596
You know what I admire you for?

597
You find the way to compliment me
when you could say, "I told you so."

598
You just signed "I told you so,"
didn't you?

599
You'll never prove it.

600
Thanks for coming in, Mrs Sol?s.
I beleive you've met Nurse Heisel?