Mr. Li AKA Mad Bomber
慧慧： （对观众）看过对地掷球的介绍，我想大多数人都会联想起小时候玩过的弹球。Hey Nathan, 听说下周末有一场地掷球比赛。
Nathan: Yea, I know.. Mr. Li, AKA the mad bomber is going to be there. He’s one of the best Bocce players in China.
慧慧： AKA the bomber? 你是说什么什么轰炸机？
Nathan: AKA stands for, “also known as” 。
慧慧: 噢，原来是also known as 的缩写。
Nathan: 对。So Mr. Li is also known as, or is nicknamed, “the bomber”，just like Shaq is AKA “the shark”
慧慧： 那看来我还真的得参加这场比赛，结识一下这位高手。
Nathan: Well, Huihui, we will rise to the occasion.
慧慧： rise to the occasion?
Nathan: Right. 全力以赴，Like Muhammad Ali, Schumacher, Gao Min! We will not lose!
Nathan appears and blows whistle, puts on coaching cap.
慧慧： Nathan, 不过是场友谊赛. It’s not a big deal.
Nathan: With that attitude you don’t stand a chance. You know the Mad Bomber said that women don’t make good Bocce players?
慧慧： 什么? 他要是这么说，咱们可得重新考虑考虑，地掷球可是男女老少皆宜的运动。他怎么能这么专断呢？
Nathan: Because of him many other women have dropped out of the tournament. I guess maybe that show s that he is right…
慧慧： No way! 我慧慧打小的弹球功夫，独步我们社区大院。今天我一定要让他知道，玩弹球可不是男人的专利。
Nathan: That’s the spirit! Now show me your game face.
慧慧： 什么 face?
Nathan: Your game face. The expression that will send fear into your opponent.
慧慧： okay, show my game face! You will be Mr. Li, AKA the big loser!
Nathan: Mr. Li says that women can’t play
慧慧： Mr. Li says that women can’t play
Nathan: So we’re really gonna make him pay!
慧慧： So we’re really gonna make him pay.
They slow down and Huihui looks tired
Nathan: What are you doing? Don’t start slacking off now.
慧慧： Huh, 故不上什么slack off了，跑了半天了，我得歇会儿了!
Nathan: Let me ask you a question Huihui. What happens if you slack off at school?
慧慧： slack off？是偷懒么？那上学偷懒肯定考试不及格吧。
Nathan: Precisely! If you stop trying hard or you “slack off” You won’t be as successful in the end. So do you want to slack off?
慧慧： No, I just…
Nathan: Good! On the double!
慧慧: On the double, 你是说咱们双人对付他。
Nathan：No, on the double means to hurry up.
慧慧: ah, 还是得指望我一个人呢… 别说on the double了，我都快on the four四脚爬了。
Nathan 扶慧慧离开画面……,
Huihui practices. Huihui throwing into tire, helicopter view of ball rolling and stopping next to the Jack..etc. triumphant music.-Matrix J
Nathan: okay, I think you are ready Huihui. Mi Zhang doesn’t stand a chance.
慧慧： Great I…wait, 我怎么记着是Mr. Li?
Nathan: Right…Mr. Li. AKA Mr. Zhang…aaa. AKA the Mad thrower..
慧慧： You lied to me!! Why Nathan, why?
Nathan: 我必须虚构一个对手，不然你怎么会有练习的动力呢？you know, Nothing worth doing is easy.
慧慧： 不错，有点难度的事儿才值得去做。 看来打你这个移动的目标要比静止的球难多了，还是值得是试一把的…
Low angle Huihui reaches for the bocce balls as Nathan stands there.
Nathan: Ah! Huihui… (turn around and run away)
慧慧： “faster, on the double!” ……
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