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  • 英语笑话:圣诞节购物太早
    11-24

    Early Shopper采购过早It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he aske...

  • 英语笑话:超精明的走私犯
    11-24

    A Smugglar走私犯The suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he was greeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he was surprised...

  • 英语笑话:只能听一面之辞
    11-24

    One Side of the Case一面之辞A judge asked our group of potential jurors whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand. 一位法官问我们这群修补陪审员是否有人应...

  • 英语笑话:男女有别(爆笑)
    04-30

    FUTURE 未来A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. 女人直到找到丈夫前都在担心未来;男人直到找到妻...

  • 英语笑话:亚当的衣服 Adam's suit
    11-24

    Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out. 约尼正在看一本家族圣经,突然有什么东西从书中掉了出来。He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a leaf ...

  • 英语笑话:百分之百 One hundred percent
    11-24

    Patient: Doctor, please tell me the truth. What are my chances of recovery?病人:大夫,请告诉我实话。我恢复的机会有多大?Doctor: Just one hundred percent! Statistics show th...

  • 英语笑话:All-purpose Dissolvent(万能溶剂)
    11-24

    A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve(溶解) all materials.” Edison ask...

  • 英语笑话:Airport (飞机场)
    11-24

    A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was look...

  • 英语笑话:Anxious (着急)
    11-24

    The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup(难以摆脱的烦恼,焦虑)!...

  • 英语笑话:I'll See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责
    11-24

    A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl...

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