One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him ...
I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signatur...
At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now ...
A preacher was asked to give a talk at a local women's health symposium. His wife asked about his topic, but he was too embarrassed to admit that ...
At the cleaner's, I noticed the sign "In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. " so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five...
Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this． One evening he had invited several friendsto dinner， and while they were s...
The English author，Richard Savage，was once living inLondon in great poverty．In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life，but no...
One day a man was taunting Alexandre Dumas，the greatFrench novelist，with his ancestry． Why，” snarled the fellow，you are a quadroon；yourfather wa...
George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit， Horne Tooke，whether he could play cards． Your Majesty，” replied Tooke， I am a mere childwhere cards are c...
Creighton was going along a West End square when hesaw a little fellow trying to reach the knocker of a large house． Can't you reach up so high？&r...