Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the ...
drink like a fishA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old g...
Synonym=Bad LanguageOne day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a syno...
I Wasn't Listening Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. "What are you reading, dear?" "I don't know." ...
Actual Age The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get his attention. "Johnny," she said, "...
Goldfish Little Amy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doi...
Ah, Kids Like a good father, I took my 4-year old daughter to a so-called "rug concert" at her music school one Saturday morning, called tha...
Two Pounds of Plums Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half. Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, mad...
I Didn't Notice It Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain t...
I'm Trying to Stop It "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everyt...