At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle, there he was, smiling at me. Now ...
Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town."Let's go to th...
My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smok...
I don't like to inquire too curiously into your affairs，said the lady to her husband．But something's been bothering me for days． So？ said the ...
Lawyers A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, All Lawyers are scumbags. Another drunk stands up and yells, Hey, I resent that remark. The first drunk...
My husband asked me to go to the post office to mail his resume in anticipation of a job interview. He instructed me to send it the fastest way possib...
I had a schoolmate who had come into school at an age later than usual，and could hardly read．There was a book used by the leaners in reading calledDia...
Mr．Green went to Germany，because he had some work there．He came back last Monday，and his young wife met him at the airport．They walked to their car an...
A poor man， presenting himself before the King of Spain，asked his charity， telling him that he was his brother． Theking desiring to know how he claime...
To Give Up the Seat Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Well, you've d...