A Japanese company and an American company had a boat race, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans hired analysts to figure out what went wrong. Th...
Rope or Ox? The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was wal...
He Swore to Die If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die. She refused him. Sixty years later, he died....
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him...
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on t...
HospitalityThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quie...
something Really Cheap After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. How about some perfume？he asked the...
One day a boy came to his teacher and said：Teacher，pawants to know if you like roast pig． I certainly do，said the teacher，and you tell your father he ...
Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of "the one that got away". But there came a day when he actually ca...
The Swimmer The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.Johnny laughed.Do you doubt that a good swimme...