Life is cruel to men. When they are born, their mothers get the compliments and flowers. When they are married, their brides get the presents and publ...
A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce ...
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!牙医:请不要再叫了,我都还没有挨着你的牙齿啊!病人:但是,...
Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year.Customer: Good gracious! In a year?Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.手相...
Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.Wife: And now?Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn...
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite.The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladie...
Once a superintendent of schools was visiting a three-room school. One room was very noisy, so the man grabbed a tall boy who had been standing up tal...
Author: You can't apprecciate it. You never wrote a book yourself.Friend: No, and I never laid an egg, but I'm a better judge of an omelet tha...
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So w...
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.-- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?-- 墓地...