Although I had never met him, I knew that my grandfather had been five feet, six inches tall, while my stately grandmother stood five feet, eleven inc...
W．B．Yeats King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said， You that have wandered far and wide Can ...
Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. ‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ the policeman...
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you . &...
Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn't know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a...
前台小姐：hello.你好 老外：hi.嗨 前台小姐：you have what thing？你有什么事？ 老外：can you speak english？你能讲英语吗？ 前台小姐：if i not speak english, i am speaking what？ 如果我讲的不是英语，那是什么...
A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer．No，ma’am， we haven't had any for a while， and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting soon． Ho...
Not too Bad Did you sell any of your paintings at the art show? No, but I am encouraged, he replied. Somebody stole one....
It's Not My Fault Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail. Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The c...
I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work...