One day a boy came to his teacher and said: "Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.""I certainly do," said the teacher, ...
My youngest brother, Tony, had just completed basic training and was home on leave prior to his first tour in Germany. Since I was an Army National Gu...
I wanted to make my mark as the new food-service officer at a recruit training center. The menu was loaded with red meat, so I devised a new one to re...
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard."Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really...
A certain man made a wooden image of Mercury, and exposed it for sale in the market. As no one offered to buy it, however, he would try to attract a p...
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congra...
"Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?""I can't tell you the tru...
"My friend, I say I had some trouble." A man said to his friend, "Yesterday I had words with（争吵） my wife. After that she punched the do...
Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed. "Where you until this hour of the morning?" She screamed...
A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!!...