Why Is He HowlingDentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!...
The chemical formula for waterTeacher: What the chemical formula for water is the ? Blonde: HIJKLMNO!! Teacher: What are you talking about? Blonde: Ye...
No CavitiesA smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surpr...
Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over."Why on earth were you driving so fast?" th...
The Advantage of NoiseWherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour ,it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to b...
I hung him up to dryJim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly ...
something Really CheapAfter being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. “How about some perfume？”he asked th...
The Same DutiesA retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading ...
As soon as you wake up, you're firedOur co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found h...
Keep feeding him nickelsA mother saw her three-year-old son put nickel in his mouth and swallowed it .She immediately picked hime up, turned him upsid...