In a toystoreon a Sundaywith a dollar forty nineI need somethingjust a dumb thingfor my brand newValentine.Oh my darling.Oh my darling.Oh my darlingVa...
I got a new girlfriend, though I don't like girls.I haven't much money, but I buy her pearls.I'm always embarrassed, but I give her flower...
You can argue with a tennis ballor argue with your hat.You can argue with bananasor a broken baseball bat.You can argue with your locker.You can argue...
I've been surfing lots of websitesall the live-long day.Now I'm getting all these pop-upsand they will not go away.My computer has a virus.It&...
Deer Mrs. Teecher,This noat iz too saythat Brittney izundur the whether tooday.So tho Brittney noeshow importent it iz,she kant cumb too skoolfore too...
Today I managed somethingthat I've never done before.I turned in this week's spelling quizand got a perfect score.Although my score was perfec...
Sunday's somewhat melancholy.Monday's slightly sad.Tuesday's quite disheartening.Wednesday's just as bad.Thursday's filled with gl...
I had a dream of school supplies,where paperclips could talk;where poster paper hung aroundwith marking pens and chalk.The stationery idledwhile the p...
Attention all students! Attention all kids!Hold onto your horses! Hold onto your lids!We have just exactly the thing that you needwhenever you've ...
Rose Marie Rassmussen went for a strollin her lovely new sable fur coat.Also she wore a most elegant stole,like a scarf made of fox, 'round her th...