I've been surfing lots of websites
all the live-long day.
Now I'm getting all these pop-ups
and they will not go away.
My computer has a virus.
It's been overrun with spyware.
Every time I check my email
all I see is spam.

Pop-ups left and right.
Spam all day and night.
Trojan horses on my hard drive too.
Viruses and worms.
Cybernetic germs.
Don't know what I'm gonna do.

Hackers got my password in China.
Spammers got my address in Idaho, oh.
Now I'm getting spyware from China,
viruses from Mexico.

I'm freaking...
See my DVD drive groan.
See my memory go slow, slow, slow, slow.
See my monitor top smoke.
My computer's gonna blow.