This morning when foolish Fiona awokeshe looked at her mother, and said with a croak,"I can't go to school, so please write me a noteto tell ...
Mackenzie put a whoopie cushionon the teacher's chair.Makayla told the teacherthat a bug was in her hair.Alyssa brought an applewith a purple gumm...
This morning a dinosaur tromped into school,ferocious, atrocious, and dripping with drool.He had to be practically twenty feet tall,and banged around ...
We have a traditional family,so Christmas is always the same;we hang up spaghetti and doughnutsand break out the Slip-N-Slide game.We stand in the tub...
I came to school todaywith my imaginary friend.When everyone said "hi" to him,I said, "He's just pretend."But no one seemed to...
My tutor's a flutistwho toots on a flutewhile he tutors computers.He thinks that it's cute.I think he should stick withcomputers, not flutes.I...
I started on my homeworkbut my pen ran out of ink.My hamster ate my homework.My computer's on the blink.I accidentally dropped itin the soup my mo...
While Colin and Casey are practicing catch,Victoria's calling a volleyball match.Brianna and Braden are batting a ballwith racquets and whacking i...
I can't do a thing with my hair-do.I've tried but it's simply no use.I can't make it stay where I put it todaywith styling gel, hair s...
This morning is our history test.I've pinned my notes inside my vest.Inside my coat I wrote my notes,including dates and famous quotes.I've wr...