Dear Santa, here's my Christmas list.I hope you'll bring it all.I've only asked for gifts my parentscan't find at the mall.I'd lik...
I will not sit on Santa's lap.You cannot make me sit on it,and if you try I promise thatI'll throw a screaming fit on it.I will not talk to Sa...
Tonight I write of Lefty Wright,a lifter slightly gifted,who nightly lifted left and rightso deftly all he lifted.Lefty lifted, on his left,aloft a he...
I played a game.I rode my bike.I had a snack.I took a hike.I read a book.I watched T.V.I built a fort.I climbed a tree.I surfed the web.I played guita...
We're truly in awe ofFernando the Fearlesswho needed no netfor the flying trapeze.Alas, what a shameit's surpisingly difficultcatching a barin...
Unicycle, unicycle,radiant and round.Spying you, you spoke to mewithout a single sound.Unicycle, unicycle,beautiful and kind,like the petals on a flow...
My penguin looks quite dashingin his tophat, coat and tails,with a cummerbund from Macy'sand a tie from Bloomingdales.My penguin likes to partyin ...
I took myself out on a dateand said I'm looking grand,and when I got my courage upI asked to hold my hand.I took me to a restaurantand then a movi...
The teacher gave homework for Christmas.We thought it must be a mistake.She smiled when she said this assignmentwould take up our whole winter break.B...
He wasn't too good with a razorand every time he would tryKris Kringle would cut himself shaving,so badly it caused him to cry.The townspeople lau...