“You'll have to take care of the baby today,“ a woman told her husband . “ I'm not feeling well.“ “Then you must stay in bed and rest, dear. ...
A man handed a pair of slacks to the department-store clerk. “I'd like these altered, please,“ he said. The clerk asked for the sales receipt, but...
A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. “Honey,“ the wife said, “if I were to die and you were to remarry, would yo...
My 16-year-old son, Jeff, is a boy any parent would be proud of --until you see the floor of his room, covered with layers of clothes, magazines and s...
A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend, he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box, the young man said to ...
Kristin,, my 17-year-old niece, had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to th...
Mr. Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson, he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject. When it was J...
My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone ...
The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he wo...
A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks, stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful ...