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英语幽默小故事-She Is Left-handed

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A married couple, both avid golfers, were discussing the future one night. "Honey," the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"


"I suppose so-it's paid for."


"How about our car?" continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?"


"I suppose so-it's paid for.


"What about golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?"


"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She's left-handed.


Notes:


(1) avid adj.热望的


(2) golfer n.打高尔夫球者


(3) It's paid for理所当然


(4) heck(俚语)地狱(用于感叹句中)


(5) blurt out脱口而出


Exercises:


根据短文回答下列问题:


① What were the married couple both keen on?


② What were they doing one night?


③ What would the man do if the woman were to die?


④ What would the man do with their house and car?


⑤ What does the last sentence of the passage imply?


39.她是左撇子


一对已婚夫妇都热心于打高尔夫球。一天夜里,他们在谈论将来。“亲爱的,”妻子说,“如果我死了,而你再婚,你们两个会住在这个房子里吗?”


“我想是的----这是理所当然的。”


“那我们的汽车呢?”妇人继续问道,“你们两个会留着这辆车吗?”


“我想是的----这是理所当然的。”


“那我们的球棒呢?你也会让她用吗?”


“见鬼,不,”丈夫脱口而出,“她是左撇子。”


练习参考答案:


① They were both keen on playing golf


② They were discussing their future.


③ He would remarry.


④ He would let his new wife live in the house and use the car .


⑤ The husband had a mistress already.


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