A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, “I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please.“ “Certainly, sir,“...
While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . “Mump umn Kmpfhm,“ was all I heard. “Drew,“ I scol...
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were s...
“Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?“ young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased. “You cost...
A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about. “How old are these bones?“ the tourist asked an elderly Native A...
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. “Stop, stop, “ a passenger looked out...
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait any longer after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed fo...
A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. One day, she took a plug and said to her son, “ Look, th...
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went o...
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cos...