27 Reasons Why Women Are Wonderful
27点让女人如此美妙

ANDREA BENITO/文

transyoung/译

1. Nature is conceived as female. Think “Mother Nature.”  Even the word nature itself in its original Latin (natura) means birth. Which is to say: to ask the “nature” of something is to ask how it was born, how it relates to the feminine. Literally and metaphorically,  women define nature and the world.

1、大自然通常被认为是母性的。（想想英文里大自然是怎么拼写的吧“mother nature”）在古拉丁语中，”自然“的意思更是代表着“出生”。也就是说：想了解大自然就意味着了解它是如何孕育的，这一切和女性密不可分。笼统的说，女性定义了大自然和世界。

2. They smell nice.

2、她们笑起来很美。

3. Women are better at communicating and connecting with people.  They use language to feel close to people not confront them. They are warm and loving.

3、在沟通交流中，女人表现的更好。她们说起话来从不咄咄逼人而让人觉得亲近。在女人的世界里充满了温暖和爱。

4. Women have a better emotional memory.

4、女人拥有更佳的情感记忆

5. Little girls are easier to potty train than little boys, according to my friend with six kids (and my own mom).

5、小女孩可比小男孩更好调教。参照我有6个娃的朋友（还有我老妈）

6. Women are more intellectually advanced and existentially secure. In William Faulkner’s short story “The Bear”, the character Isaac McCaslin thinks to himself: “[Women] are born already bored with what a boy approaches only at fourteen and fifteen with blundering and aghast trembling.” #REAL.

6、女人更早熟也更让人安心。在威廉.福克纳的小说《熊》中，主人公艾萨克.麦卡林思就有这样的心理描写：“【对女人来说】小男孩出生就意味着烦恼，这些家伙到14、5岁才会懂事。”千真万确

7. As Volatire says, “I hate women because they always know where things are.” Well don’t hate, you misogynistic Frenchman, but this is true: Women’s brains can map things well and they have an incredible spidey sense.

7、伏尔泰曾说：我痛恨女人因为她们总是知道东西放在哪。“我们当然不痛恨她们，但这个厌恶女人的法国佬说对了：女性的大脑天生就善于规划,她们条理清晰的就像蜘蛛侠。

8. The most famous caregiver in the world was a women.

8、世界上最伟大的看护是个女人。

9. They can carry other humans inside their own bodies (like Kangaroos).

9、她们可以往自己肚子里带人，就像袋鼠一样。

10. Women have higher IQs, according to a recent study.

10、最近的研究表明，女人拥有更高的智商。（recent study）

11. They can make milk with their nipples. Try asking a man to do that.

11、她们可以产奶。你找个男人试试？

12. Women are generally smaller than men, requiring less food and smaller clothes, and therefore using up fewer of the world’s limited natural resources.

12、女性普遍比男性小一号，对食品和衣物的需求更少，也因此占用了更少的有限的地球资源。

13. Women are born with the multi-tasking gene.

13、女人天生就是多面手。

14. Women are the giants’ shoulders that great men have stood upon for generations.  As the old saying goes, behind every successful man is a woman. (But behind every successful woman is there a great man?)

14、任何时代的伟人们都少不了贤内助的支持。就像俗话说的：成功的男人背后总有一个女人。（这话反过来说可就怪了）

15. They have incredibly angelic singing voices.

15、她们可以唱出"男"以置信的天籁之音。

16. Women don’t sweat, they “glow”!

16、她们从不臭汗淋漓，她们”红光焕发“。

17. Women have a certain mystique. Their sexual organs are not external, they’re hidden, which is magical and alluring.

17、女人天生有某种神秘感。她们的阴部隐藏而不露，让人浮想联翩。

18. Women are wonderful because their strength is silent; it’s willful and confident but not overwrought or bulky. They’re tough as nails. They’ve had to fight (and continue to fight) for equal rights.

18、女人的美妙也在于她们的力量是无声的；她们的力量既不过激也不笨重充满着意志与信心。她们坚韧不拔，一直在与不平等做着不懈的斗争。

19. Because of this woman:

19、只为你。

20. And this one:

20、还有这个（图为政治女强人希拉里·克林顿）

21. And her smile:

21、当然不能少了这个迷人的微笑：

22. Women rule because mothers are so important. In nature, there are beings that eat the male during copulation. However, there are no animals that kill the mother in reproduction.  Why? Because the mother is the bedrock of life, both biologically and developmentally.

22、因为母亲的重要而存在的母系法则。在大自然，有很多物种会在交配时吃掉雄性配偶。然而，没有动物会在繁殖时吃掉母亲。为什么？因为无论在孕育还是发育阶段，母亲都是生命的基石。

23. Boobs are incredibly fun to play with.

23、胸部，不用我说了吧。

24. Women commit fewer violent crimes than men do.

24、女人可没有男人这么暴力。

25. They can sometimes pull off menswear better than men can.

25、她们有时候比男人做的更好更有范。

26. They live longer.

26、她们活的更长。

27. They queef.

27、她们可以queef（阴吹