The drinking fountain squirted me.It shot right up my nose.It felt as if I'd stuck my nostrilon the garden hose.It squirted water in my eyeand also in my ear.I'm having trouble seeingand it's really hard to hear.The water squirted east and west.It squirted north and south.Upon my shirt, my pants, my hair,but nothing in my mouth.I'm sure that soon they'll fix itbut, until then, let me think...just whom can I convince that they should come and have a drink?