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  • Indecent Proposal
    12-05

    The train was travelling along when a beautiful young woman entered the compartment which was deserted except for a businessman reading his paper. The...

  • First Time With Tiger
    12-05

    A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a confes...

  • Faith Healer
    12-05

    Two women were sitting in the doctor's waiting room comparing notes on their various disorders. "I want a baby more than anything in the worl...

  • Covering Shoe
    12-05

    A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?...

  • Bad Nuns
    12-05

    One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said &...

  • Rich Hooker
    12-05

    One day a man went on a buissness trip to Florida. He had saw this hooker and he asked "How much for a hand job?" The hooker replied "1...

  • The Blonde Painter
    12-05

    Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer, richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a...

  • The Blonde at Western Union
    12-05

    A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, “I just have to get an urgent message to my mother in Europe.“ The clerk says it will be $100, and...

  • Mirror, Mirror
    12-05

    Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tell...

  • Alligator's Mouth
    12-05

    A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make ...

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