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  • Using Vaseline
    12-05

    A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your hous...

  • Waiting For Love
    12-05

    This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you,&...

  • 16 Years Of Meat
    12-05

    It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the new...

  • Holy Water
    12-05

    One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said &...

  • Talk To Him
    12-05

    The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked “You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to m...

  • Bee Sting
    12-05

    A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long. She`d just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so inten...

  • Girls' Night Out
    12-05

    Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home the...

  • Where's The Manager
    12-05

    A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, ...

  • 50 Cents
    12-05

    After many months of trying to make ends meet, a couple decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old lady start...

  • The Professor's Wife
    12-05

    A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no lon...

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