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  • A Politician Misunderstood
    12-05

    Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.So he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal ...

  • It's in English 儿童语言
    12-05

    Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong.One day I was getting ready to take him...

  • A father and his son 父与子
    12-05

    A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed.One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not g...

  • Hand off 请勿触摸
    12-05

    At the art museum the sign "Hand off" was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice.A small child looked from the sig...

  • The First Man 第一个男人
    12-05

    A small boy was asked, "Who was the first man?" He promptly replied, "George Washington."When his brother reminded him of Adam, th...

  • Forest Gump Goes to Heaven
    12-05

    The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and ...

  • What is This Going to Cost Me
    12-05

    It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, "Adam, come over here and sit down!". And Adam did so."Adam," spok...

  • Making a Confession
    12-05

    A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The prie...

  • Becoming Christian
    12-05

    A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very e...

  • An Atheist
    12-05

    A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and di...

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