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  • Problems With The Car
    12-05

    WIFE: “There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.“ HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous.“ WIFE: “I tell y...

  • Bad Cook
    12-05

    A man was trying to console his new wife, who was crying like crazy: "Darling, believe me, I never said you were a bad cook. I just pointed out t...

  • Women's Instructions
    12-05

    Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imag...

  • Suspicious Mother
    12-05

    Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian...

  • Australian Virgin
    12-05

    A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be a virgin. She meets an Australian whom she is convinced i...

  • Good News
    12-05

    A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat... Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today" Says She: "B...

  • 3 Times A Cheater
    12-05

    Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, when Jack asks his wife, Betty, have you ever cheated on me?” Betty replies, Oh J...

  • If I Wasn't Rich
    12-05

    A Rich old man, who inherited all his money from his father, one day asks his young wife: "Honey, would you still have married me if my father di...

  • Where Babies Come From
    12-05

    A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put t...

  • Wonderful Threesome
    12-05

    The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this ho...

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