Give up your seat to a ladyLittle Johnny says “Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.“ “You'...
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapo...
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water? Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad. Father: What's that got to do with it? Jack: I forgot to wash t...
Billy and Bobby were brothers, and they often had fights with each other.Last Saturday their mother said to them, "I'm going to cook our lunc...
My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they a...
No CavitiesA smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surpr...
Domestic shame should not be publishedTeacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even...
Fried chickenIn class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, What kind of bird do you like best, Jack? Jack ...
So hospitable the boy isThe hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left ...
To Buy a Video Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video. "I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother. But o...