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  • Looking for me
    12-05

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employees home pho...

  • X-ray
    12-05

    A young girl was told she needed an X-ray. She went in and seemed especially nervous.When she came out of the X-ray room, she told her mother, "T...

  • When I grow up...
    12-05

    The teacher asked her class what each wanted to become when they grew up. A chorus of responses came from all over the room."A football player,&q...

  • When he grows up
    12-05

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector,&...

  • Kid wisdom
    12-05

    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,...

  • An Exceptional Phenomenon(罕见)
    12-05

    4-year-old Begin and his cousin scrambled (攀爬,争抢) for toys. His mum told him: You are older brother because you’re older than your (cousin) sis...

  • Akimbo (叉腰)
    12-05

    Just like most of other kids, aged two Emilia didn' t like washing hands──she' s always wiping the dirt off hands on her clothes. One day I ac...

  • 好客
    12-05

    The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a m...

  • Feel Unhappy.心里难受
    12-05

    Feel Unhappy.心里难受Son: Is it wrong to give anyone mental or physical hurt when he felt unhappy?Father: Of cause, it is.Son: Fine, now I am feeling so b...

  • Compare other things?比一下其他?
    12-05

    Compare other things?比一下其他?Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compare...

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