The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about al...
I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! Oh come on, what...
After playing on the playground at school, Tommy came home with some new words in his vocabulary. Puzzled at what they meant, he went to his mother. &...
The best three things for being a women are: You can bleed without cutting yourself. You can bury a bone without digging a hole. You can m...
What was the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's dick...
What do you call the white crusty stuff on women's underwear? Klitty litter....
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window. He imme...
These rules will hopefully help women understand men: SportsCenter starts at 10:00 pm and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry...
A woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor, I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take my clothes off to show you." The doct...
A mother heard a hum coming from her daughter's bedroom. She opened the door to find her daughter lying naked on her bed, enjoying a vibrator. &qu...