A witch jokeWhy is a witch like a candle?They are both wicked!A witch jokeWhy did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?She kept having Disney spel...
A wizard jokeWhat happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?He ate himself!A wizard jokeWhat do you call a wizard lying i...
A wizard jokeWhy did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana!A wizard jokeWhat do wizards do to get their kicks?...
A wizard jokeWhat's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?He wakes up!A wizard jokeWhat do you call a wizard who's black and blue ...
A witch jokeWhat is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?One make spells and the other spell makes!A witch jokeWhat goes cackle, c...
A witch jokeWhat's yellow and very poisonous?Witch infested custard!A witch jokeWhy did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?One to get in and one...
A vampire jokeWhat happened at the vampires race?It finished neck and neck!A vampire jokeWhat's a vampire's favourite drink?A bloody mary!A gh...
A ghost jokeWhat did the ghost teacher say to her class?Watch the board and I'll go through it again!A ghost jokeWho writes ghosts jokes?Crypt wri...
A werewolf jokeHow do you stop a werewolf chasing you?Throw a stick and say fetch!A werewolf jokeHow do you know if two werewolves have been in the fr...
A ghost jokeWhy are ghosts bad at telling lies?Because you can see right through them!A vampire jokeWhat does a vampire bath in?A bat tub!A werewolf j...