A ghost joke
Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!

A vampire joke
What does a vampire bath in?
A bat tub!

A werewolf joke
Why did the boy take a pain killer after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him eerie ache!

A vampire joke
What does Dracula say when you tell him something interesting?
Well fangcy that!

A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast that is lost?
A where-wolf!

A vampire joke
What flavour ice cream is Dracula's favourite?
Veinilla!

A werewolf joke
What do you call a hairy beast in a river?
A weir-wolf!