How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!What's a mouse's least favorite recor...
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!Why did the ...
What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a buck...
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them?Mice Krispies!What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseket...
How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!What is a myth?A female moth!What insect lives on nothing?A moth, because it ...
How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he slaps you back!What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!What has 6 legs, bits a...
Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!What has four wheels...
What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a c...
How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player?The one ...
What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War?Robert E Flea!Wh...