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  • The boss
    12-05

    Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby-sitter when 6 year old, kyle said, "You can't sit in Daddy's seat""Daddy's ...

  • Marine garb
    12-05

    My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears... one ...

  • Baby brother/sister
    12-05

    For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.One day the mother a...

  • Making of babies
    12-05

    A Mom finished telling her little girl all about the making of babies.The daughter was silent for a while taking it all in."You understand it now...

  • Kid laws
    12-05

    A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two ...

  • Shopping with kids
    12-05

    My three-year-old daughter and I went shopping with my mother. She is a rather large woman, Mom sometimes has a tough time finding just the right fit....

  • Police dog
    12-05

    It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I sa...

  • Facts of life
    12-05

    One day a little girl went up to her mother and asked, "Mom, where did I come from?"Her mother stammered a bit, but finally regained her com...

  • Thunderstorm
    12-05

    One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a ...

  • Make your bed
    12-05

    My wife and I are teachers, and our jobs often spill over into our family life. One morning, as our eight year old Maggie was getting ready for school...

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