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  • Numbers
    12-05

    A new student had joined the class and the teacher asked him if he knew his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do. My father taught me."&q...

  • Trash can drumers
    12-05

    A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and conten...

  • s-m-a-r-t
    12-05

    Two elderly ladies were sitting in the living room, waiting for their hostess, who was slightly delayed. The daughter of the family was with them, on ...

  • How old are you now?
    12-05

    Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.Her seven-year-old niece was watching as...

  • Potty training
    12-05

    A young couple was expecting a visit from the pastor of their church. They wanted everything to go smoothly, but their two year old son was just getti...

  • Washington DC
    12-05

    A teacher asked one of her pupils, “What's the nation's capital?“The reply was, “Washington DC.“On being asked what the 'DC' stood for...

  • Mother's intuition
    12-05

    I don't think I'll ever have a mother's intuition. My sister left me alone in a restaurant with my 10-month-old nephew.I said, "What ...

  • Wrong feet
    12-05

    As a three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left one was on the right foot.She said, "Son, your shoes are on the wron...

  • Pregnant fireman
    12-05

    "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The...

  • I can't find it
    12-05

    Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately need...

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