A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence 'The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, i...
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!""Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough...
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young ...
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His f...
Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.A: Flirtation m...
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother d...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though...
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus ...
A farmer's boy went looking for snails, and, when he had picked up both his hands full, he set about making a fire at which to roast them; for he ...
A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he...