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  • THE RABBI AND THE POPE DO PHONE
    12-05

    The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusally fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private c...

  • THE BLIND MAN AND THE RABBI
    12-05

    A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him. The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind man, he br...

  • THE JEWISH BEGGAR
    12-05

    An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup. A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cen...

  • A THEORY OF CREATION
    12-05

    God created the mule, and told him, "You will be mule, working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads on your back. You will eat gras...

  • THE PRIEST WHO LOST HIS COCK
    12-05

    A priest had lost his cock (Male hen) and didn't know where to find it. So at the sermon next day he asked, "Has anybody got the cock?" ...

  • SEX ON THE SABBATH
    12-05

    A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. ...

  • IN THE CIRCUMSTANCES
    12-05

    Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!""I've been circumc...

  • LIFE IN THE OLD DOG YET?
    12-05

    This elderly couple is watching one of those television preachers on TV one night. The preacher faces the camera, and announces, "My friends, I&#...

  • THE LAST TWO GIFTS OF CREATION
    12-05

    Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Ada...

  • POPULATING THE EARTH
    12-05

    After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, "It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth so I want you to kis...

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