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  • THE HEAD PRIEST AND THE ALTAR BOY
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    The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to do confession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that...

  • A SMALL SERVICE ONE SUNDAY MORNING
    12-05

    A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped t...

  • IN THE CONFESSION BOX
    12-05

    A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attentio...

  • VIEWING THE PAINTING
    12-05

    A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm,&qu...

  • THE BUSINESS MAN AND THE POPE
    12-05

    During a Papal audience, a business man approached the Pope and made this offer: Change the last line of the Lord's prayer from "give us this...

  • THE HAIR CUT
    12-05

    A boy asks his father to use the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!".The boy replies "But father...Jesus had ...

  • A CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTITY
    12-05

    A middle aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near-death experience. During that experie...

  • A WORRIED FATHER
    12-05

    A Jewish father was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very e...

  • ON A LONG JOURNEY
    12-05

    A catholic priest and a rabbi find them sitting next to each other on a long journey, and so after some hesitation start to talk to each other. After ...

  • NOW, THAT REMINDS ME
    12-05

    There were these two priests who rode bikes to church every Sunday. Well one day one of the priests showed up to work without his bike. The other prie...

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