Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, but I haven't got the energy."&...
Once upon a time, there was a nonconformist sparrow who decided to not fly south for the winter. However, soon the weather had turned so cold that he ...
A woman went into a pet shop and said to the man, "I want a parrot, but sell me one that definitely talks."The man sold her a parrot, saying...
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.On the third day, God created all the animals of...
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of tra...
A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink."I'll have a bourbon an...
One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farming. In order to do this he would need a stud rooster. He asked around his fellow fa...
This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend.The friend says, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, ...
Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. One of the guys took out a pair of N...
As he was quietly watching television at home, the chap heard a sound on the roof of his house and rushed out to investigate. Seeing it was a fair-siz...