Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, "Let me tell you how ...
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar with money in it and a horse standing next to it. The bartender told the man to put a dollar in the jar and make...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom & Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The g...
An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You goi...
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to hel...
A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. ...
A Koala bear walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich and the bartender brings him a sandwich The Koala eats the sandwich and gets up, spins ...
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, “Do you have any grapes?“ The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck ...
A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pull...
An American couple on vacation with some friends in Mexico were shopping at the market to bring back a few souvenirs to their family and friends. Time...