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  • You wont go to jail
    12-05

    A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn?t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told hi...

  • job interview
    12-05

    An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was inter...

  • bites
    12-05

    Why don't sharkes and snakes bite attorneys? Professional courtesy....

  • drowning lawyers
    12-05

    Question: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Answer: No. Reply: Good!...

  • lying
    12-05

    How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie? His lips begin to move....

  • light bulb
    12-05

    How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to climb the ladder, one to shake the ladder, one to sue the ladder company....

  • light bulb 2
    12-05

    Q: How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford?...

  • appeal
    12-05

    An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven, but not at all happy with his accommodations. He complained to St. Peter, who told him that his onl...

  • taking it with you
    12-05

    As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of his considerable wealth with him. He...

  • Medical Experiments
    12-05

    The National Institutes of Health have announced that they will no longer be using rats for medical experimentation. In their place, they will use att...

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