In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said, “But Sir, I won’t live that long!“So the judge r...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain.&qu...
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent. "And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition. Banging his gavel sharp...
A judge asked our group of potential jurors（陪审员） whether anyone should be excused, and one man raised his hand.“I can't hear out of my left ear,“ ...
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent（仁慈的） mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doin...
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!"Sarah stood up ...
The British RAF base where I was stationed（驻扎，配置） as part of a contingent（分遣队，偶然事件） of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through（蜿蜒穿过） the cr...
A Brain TransplantThe Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patien. For $1000 you can...
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. “...