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  • Joke: Blessing
    12-05

    A Rabbi and a Priest buy a car together and it's being stored at the Priest's house. One day the Rabbi goes over to use the car and he sees hi...

  • Joke: Mounted Cop
    12-05

    There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.''Nice bike,'' the c...

  • Joke: Coffee Shop
    12-05

    The blonde was in a coffee shop, surveying the?establishment's menu. After fifteen minutes, the?counter guy got impatient.“How about this?“ he ask...

  • Joke: First Time Skydiving
    12-05

    A man went skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seemed like days, he was ready to go. Excited, he jumped out of th...

  • Joke: Preventive Medicine Belief
    12-05

    Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to prevent me from making her take it!...

  • Joke: Nigger
    12-05

    There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints ...

  • Joke: Rosebuds
    12-05

    A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see through blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to ...

  • Joke: No Balls
    12-05

    A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer."Yes, I was a Marine," responded the applica...

  • Joke: Now Hiring
    12-05

    The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job. The first one int...

  • Joke: Cheating Wife
    12-05

    A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that m...

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