This two ladies,one with red hair and the other one blond, went to a nice restaurant to have lunch. The waiter asks the blonde if she would like somet...
Buffy was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area. Bu...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is jus...
One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks, "What is it?" His father replies, "Oh, that's...
Dave and John head out for their usual 9 holes.Dave offers John, "let's say we make the timeworth the while, at least for one of us, andspot ...
Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick. ...
a.. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER!!!c.. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but yo...
Two privates stationed at Fort Campbell were handed shovels and told to bury a large, dead animal. While digging they got into an argument about what ...
Four people were bragging about how smart their cats are. The first was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third was a Chemist, the fourth was...
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.He left ...