A blonde, brunette and a redhead, all good friends are each 3 months pregnant. The redhead comes out with, "I抦 having a baby boy".The blonde...
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.To sit alone with my conscience will ...
Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbors, but didn't like each other much. In 1989, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob a...
A man was golfing. He walked up to a woman standing nearby him and said, "I'm sorry, I can't seem to remember what hole I'm on."...
The guy, in his cups, was lamenting to the bartender that he met his wife in a brothel. "You shouldn't be so unhappy about it," the bark...
A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out!" The docto...
BAGHDAD, IRAQ- April 23, 1997 - Saddam Hussein today announced his pledge to fight terrorism, starting with "the fool who crashed my 286 with jun...
I'll swallow it all ... I love the taste. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy? Shouldn't you ...
SHE 08.45 Wake up to hugs & kisses 09.00 5 pounds lighter on the scales 09.30 Light breakfast 11.00 Sunbathe 12.00 Lunch with best friend at outdo...
Things on the love landscape sure have changed over the years...SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTERDearest Samantha,I am very happy to inform you that I ha...