The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.“Everyone knows,“ the mother lectured him, “that from time to time, you...
My Wife, who was 8 months pregnant, and I were shopping in crowded mall. We had been trading humorous insults for most of the evening and I decided th...
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. “What the hell?“ he said to himself as a little “dust“ cloud appeared when he shook ...
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road, he stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her le...
"Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No "I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry "We need" = I want "It...
There was a guy who had been having chronic trouble in trying to get an erection. After weeks of frustration, he finally breaks down and and goes to t...
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only couto...
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer'...
A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishmen...
Mrs. Smith goes to the doctor's office to collect her husband's test results. The lab tech says to him, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but th...