A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: &...
Why do rednecks eat beans on Saturday? So they can have a bubble bath on Sunday....
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumberyard. One of the men walked into the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk ask...
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, ...
Why are rednecks so stupid? Because when God was making people the rednecks were late. So God said: “Son I only have beauty and stupidity left. Which ...
Three rednecks were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village while in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, "Let's watch...
What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Florida have in common? They both end up in trailer parks....
"None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth." "Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race." "Dating your own...
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first goes in to see the cou...
Farmer: I've got a bull that's right off it duties. It's got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat. Vet: Give it one of these ...