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  • Out Of Arkansas
    12-05

    What's the best thing to ever come out of Arkansas? I-40...

  • Walking Down A Street
    12-05

    Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Ray...

  • Divorce In Alabama
    12-05

    What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer....

  • Mississippian
    12-05

    A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My hous...

  • Movie Groups
    12-05

    Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted....

  • Teeth
    12-05

    What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in the same room? A full set of teeth....

  • Tire Tracks
    12-05

    How long does a redneck cook his meat? Until the tire tracks disappear....

  • Redneck Medical Terms
    12-05

    Redneck Medical Terms Artery......................The study of paintings. Benign......................What you be after you be eight. Bacteria...........

  • Break In The Bride
    12-05

    A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning. "Congratulations!" says the clerk...

  • Peanut
    12-05

    Why does a redneck have a brain the size of a peanut in the summer? Because it dilates....

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