Funny Cow Jokes 1Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!Funny Cow Jokes 2Why do cows think cooks are mean? They ...
Bridget asks her son Paul, Paul, would you say I’m pretty or ugly?”A bit of both, actually,” replies the teenager.How do you mean th...
Father: Son, you were adopted.”Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”Father: We are your biological parents. Now pa...
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract. Now, can anyone give me a good example?John: Well, in the su...
Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Da...
Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over...
Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.Man: He is really somebody. What does do?Child: A maintenance man in a cemetery小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什...
Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. ...
Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher: Then where is the "egg"...
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?""No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in on...