Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big city church."When I got there, they had me park my old...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?""Ten," she replied...
Down South, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?" &q...
There's this little Ozark family. Maw, Paw, Junior and Sally.One day Junior asks, "Paw, whut's sex?"Paw sits back, thinks about it, ...
One Alabama neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the blinds on your bedroom open, last night I saw you f**king your wif...
Why was the cleaner unhappy with his job?Because he believed that grime didn't pay!...
Moments before a Redneck wedding, a groom and his best man, who go back a long way as friends and fellow playboys, compare conquests.The groom says, ?...
An older couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and the...
More than anything, dull Dennis wanted to be a cowpoke.Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance."This," h...
This guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.Everybody sitting around the bar looks up, surprised.The bartender looks around and says...