Two Rednecks were sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck ha...
Little Bubba was in English class when the teacher asked him to use the word "European" in a sentence.After thinking quite some time, Little...
How do hillbillies celebrate Halloween?They pump kin....
An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire.He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted,"Hurry over here,muh house is ...
How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?None, that's what rednecks are for....
Henry's dad was a farmer in a poor district of the country. One day his Uncle Festus came to visit. Since there were limited accommodations, they ...
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that "Manual Labor" was the new Mexican President?...
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?When you call the front desk and say “I've got a leak in my sink,“And the person at th...
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back ...
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?"The driver says," ' Bout what?&quo...