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    There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.It was stormy outside, and the plane was being rocked by some severe turbulence.So this ki...

  • We're not reducing the prices 我们不会降价
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    At the supermarket near our convent I had filled my cart in a hurry and suddenly had an uneasy feeling that I didn't have enough money to pay for ...

  • Energy efficient vehicle
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    While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor, because attached to ...

  • Good news and bad news
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    There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have...

  • Lead us not into temptation
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    A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. Then he put a ...

  • Two kinds of people in the world
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    "Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world. There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord,...

  • Anything Breakable
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    There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country. "Is there anything breakable in...

  • Palm Sunday
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    It was Palm Sunday and, because of a sore throat, five-year-old Johnny stayed home from church with a sitter. When the family returned home, they were...

  • Good Ol' Sunday School
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    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.Four worms were placed into four separate jars:The first worm w...

  • Yom Kippur Night
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    It was Yom Kippur evening. In the old Jewish neighborhood, everyone was heading to services. And on his way to synagogue, the Rabbi notices one of his...

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