Once there was a golfer whose ball landed on an anthill（蚁冢）.Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing. Clou...
“Are we poisonous?“ the young snake asked his mother.“Yes, dear,“ she replied, “Why do you ask?““Cause I've just bitten my tongue! “我们有毒吗？”一...
A burglar（窃贼） breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks...
It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a wal...
One day a monkey who was very hungry met with a turtle creeping along the road. "My dear Slow Foot, can't you find anything to eat for me?&qu...
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant."I was in that new restaurant across the st...
A jackal（豺，走狗） who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: “No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be...
A lion and an ass set up as partners and went a-hunting together. In course of time they came to a cave in which there were a number of wild goats. Th...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf. But he couldn't, since it was Sunday. But he figured, "Well, it's ok if i just play a li...
Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over. Bubba ge...