A vampire jokeWhat happened at the vampires race?It finished neck and neck!A vampire jokeWhat's a vampire's favourite drink?A bloody mary!A gh...
A witch jokeWhat's yellow and very poisonous?Witch infested custard!A witch jokeWhy did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo?One to get in and one...
A witch jokeWhat is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?One make spells and the other spell makes!A witch jokeWhat goes cackle, c...
A wizard jokeWhat's the first thing that a wizard does in the morning?He wakes up!A wizard jokeWhat do you call a wizard who's black and blue ...
A wizard jokeWhy did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana!A wizard jokeWhat do wizards do to get their kicks?...
A wizard jokeWhat happened to the stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front?He ate himself!A wizard jokeWhat do you call a wizard lying i...
A witch jokeWhy is a witch like a candle?They are both wicked!A witch jokeWhy did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse?She kept having Disney spel...
A witch jokeWhat do witches cats like for breakfast?Mice krispies!A witch jokeWho went into a witche's den and came out alive?The witch!A witch jo...
A witch jokeWhy do witches ride on broomsticks?Because it's quicker than walking!A witch jokeWhat are baby witches called?Halloweenies!A witch jok...
A witch jokeWhat do you call a witch who drives really badly?A road hag!A witch jokeWhat kind of jewellry do warty witches wear on their wrists?Charm ...